Game night is about more than just pizza and dice-rolling, much like the game is about more than slaying monsters and stealing their stuff!

Have you ever wondered what a cave troll tastes like? 
How do you cook one? 
What happens when you eat it?

Flavor Text Adventures is here to answer all those questions, and more, for both you and your fantasy RPG character. Each chapter is a resource for both DM’s and players featuring:

• An exciting journal entry of Alton Green’s (That’s ME!), the most handsome and famous halfling chef-adventurer in the history of the world! Read the riveting (and often hilarious) tale of my encounter with that monster!
• ​Easy to follow, real-life Monster-themed delicious recipes with detailed photo instructions, for you to cook for your family or gaming group! I also include more commonly found substitutes, in case there’s a shortage of Unicorn meat at your local butcher’s shop.
• ​TTRPG compatible game content, taking each story and recipe and bringing them right into the game with you! How difficult is it to cook a Shambling Mound? Are there any interesting side effects? Also included are the occasional magic item, npc, map, or even a whole new monster. 

We’re pretty damn proud of this one, so it’s getting its own section!

We wanted a cover that would appeal to new and veteran gamers alike, and also tell you at a glance everything you need to know about Flavor Text Adventures. We’re pretty sure we nailed it! Well, not us… the artists.

This beautiful (and hilarious) cover is a collaboration between fantasy art legend Larry Elmore and Flavor Text Adventures veteran Joby Dorr.

Larry Elmore did the pencils and inks, and Joby Dorr added some easter eggs and did the coloring. If you’re a veteran gamer, that dragon should be familiar.

We like it so much, that we’re planning on putting the full drawing on the inside end-pages of the book.